I just want people to be interested in my life so that I will get asked more questions but then i remember my life is boring.


i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out


My awesome wife took the time to draw twenty six different Adventure Time characters on brown paper bags to use as goodie bags for our son’s class birthday party. I’m not even joking when I tell you how proud I am of her and her artistic skills.





girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you


Everything you love is here

(Source: pomelomela)